pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

textpoops:

Thank you SwiftKey for providing the most accurate word predictions

pau1y:

Me and my mom text.

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

Dad’s leave. No need to be a pussy about it.

gayrus:

list of my friends:

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spiritmolecule:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.

thefrogman:

colchrishadfield:

With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.

Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.

Look, if you don’t want to see an astronaut, in space, floating around, with the voice of an angel, singing Space Oddity, you’re probably an orc or something. 

thatfunnyblog:

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